“I’m known for…” I guess my art?  I basically throw myself into it so I don’t have a lot of other outstanding qualities.  But I think I’m pretty good so I’m not mad about that.

“The hallmark of a good relationship is…” Someone you can trust.  Can’t really get any more essential than that.

“Pet peeves include…” Slow walkers, people who chew too loudly, small talk, and people who steal my avocados.

“The way to win me over…” Is to not try.  I’ll like you if I like you and nothing either of us do is going to change that.  Just be yourself and it’ll happen if it happens.

“Let’s debate this topic…” All male politicians need to wear period simulators for one week a month for the entirety of their time in office.